Going Up theFrontSteps | #BigAl


To think, I didn’t even have to pay these guys to do this. Must be the high altitude and thin air at Alta Ski Area making these jokesters think like Top Producers: Sometimes we all feel like this in this crazy real estate market. Follow up…they found The Goods (albeit a bit dirty and not … Continue reading Going Up theFrontSteps | #BigAl

$302,000 Worth Of Furniture Comes With This House…Sort Of


Originally listed for sale in the Fall of 2012 for $1,850,000, price chopped, relisted a mere 11 days ago, now asking $1,798,000, this property apparently has an “expansive, unobstructed view of the City and the bay”, but that’s not all. From the “agent only” remarks we occasionally can’t help but to share with you. It’s … Continue reading $302,000 Worth Of Furniture Comes With This House…Sort Of

Wishing You A Merry Christmas And Happy New Year (Chopper Style)


Thank you for being such a great and captive group of readers. I (alex, the editor) appreciate it, and enjoy bringing all of this stuff to you. Keep telling your friends and keep the comments coming! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy Fu*king New Year! See you in 2010 and make sure to check out … Continue reading Wishing You A Merry Christmas And Happy New Year (Chopper Style)

13 Ways To Say The Same Thing…”Bring Me An Offer!”


Given the recent amount of junk Realtor mail flooding our inbox, we thought it high time to see how many different ways Realtors can slice the same pie. Awards should be given, but we’ll save those for our Sexiest Realtor Contest which will begin in earnest next week (lots of pretty faces out there!). So … Continue reading 13 Ways To Say The Same Thing…”Bring Me An Offer!”

Strippers Wanted For “Entertaining” Prospective Clients


Oh this is good. Do you want to be an “entertainer”, get people wasted, and take their money? Well, you’re in luck. You don’t have to be a stripper to land this job. You can be a Realtor’s assistant! From the Craigslist Ad: Models Wanted for Happy Hour Events Date: 2009-11-16, 9:00AM We are looking … Continue reading Strippers Wanted For “Entertaining” Prospective Clients