Judging by the hand-writing, we’d say the author of this love letter was female, approximately 38-45 years old (not a Cougar), mother of….we’ll say two, likely drives a Volvo or Mercedes “SUV”, we’re thinking blond hair, light colored eyes, ponytail, and definitely not the life of the party. You?
Happy Friday…somebody needs a f*cking cocktail!
[Editor's Note: According to a follow up email from the person that sent the "love letter", the car was not blocking the driveway like this, but was apparently "not even hanging over one inch into the drive, but definitely blocked the 1 foot of red DPT paint on the curb."]
[Update: The discussion has begun, and if you'd care to comment on more than this love letter...specifically whether the red DPT curb (fake or not) can have legal implications, you're cordially invited to join in.]