From a reader:
a true e-mail interaction between 2 SF real estate watchers on 1303 Alabama St:
A:
wanna hear some funny shit? no, not 306 Mullen, but that freaky-eco project on alabama and 25th. st. Be the first to see it this sunday 1-4 (and guess what, u don’t have to pay $25 to be on some pretentious architect tour!)
fyi- it’s north of $900 sq ft, for a tic in the mish!! woohoo!!
M:
$900 per sq. ft? thats fucking funny, really funny.
It was wrong of these assholes to sell tickets then put it on the market. I saw dozens of scared shitless visitors on Sunday filing through the place with nametags “Hi– Rob me”
A:
i agree, a tic [north of] $900 per sq ft. in the mish is funny; makes that silly lorax bldg on 22nd/valencia [3280 22nd St.] seem reasonable! btw, i think the whole bldg is a duplex, so 1 unit sells as a tic. i wonder how much dough they made from that architect-bend-over-take-it-up-the-ass-tour. actually, having a free open house 1 week later is fucking hilarious as well. funny shit!
M:
My partner thinks I’m nuts to have thought of construction and future sale price of 425$/sq. ft.
1 million for TIC of 1200 sq ft.in the fucking hood? This I MUST see.
3280 22nd St. [look how quickly they sold, and it would be 3 units. ;-) ]:
That is some good shit and a good taste of what goes on. I was hesitant to post as you sent the same “shit” to other sites, but I’m over it, and always down for a good laugh. Thanks for sending in, and feel free to send more.