Strippers Wanted For “Entertaining” Prospective Clients

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Oh this is good. Do you want to be an “entertainer”, get people wasted, and take their money? Well, you’re in luck. You don’t have to be a stripper to land this job. You can be a Realtor’s assistant!

From the Craigslist Ad:

Models Wanted for Happy Hour Events
Date: 2009-11-16, 9:00AM

We are looking for female models for happy hour events in San Francisco.
We are a a group of Real Estate agents who entertain prospects and clients.
You will be responsible for making sure that our guests have fun and everyone makes it home safe.
These events are at resturants and bars in San Francisco where you will be entertaining prospective clients for business relationships.
You must be friendly, outgoing, and be able to drink responsibly.
We will be doing interviews this week on Thursday in Burlingame.
Do not reply if you have a drug or alcohol problem.
You will be paid $20.00 per hour for which you will be given a 1099 for.
Please send at least 3 photos to be considered. The next job will be Tues next week.

Hiring Organization: Reply by email
-Location: San Francisco
-Compensation: $20.00 per hour 2hr min
-This is a part-time job.
-Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
-Please, no phone calls about this job!
-Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

And from us here at theFrontSteps, please be careful and make sure to take a picture of these [fill in the blank] and send it our way!

“Liquor, beer and wine, it’s the flashing sign I see…” Every single morning when I wake up, I wanna sell some property. (Google “Reverend Horton Heat’s” song to get the melody.)

Oh so fun to be in real estate.

Thanks to InsideSFre.com for the “tip”…no pun intended

-Patrick Swayze, Chris Farley Chippendales Audition Video
-Bay Area’s Sexiest Realtor Contest

9 thoughts on “Strippers Wanted For “Entertaining” Prospective Clients”

  1. How is this different from being a trade show girl? I used to work as one of those from time to time during high school & college. Getting paid to look cute & flirt sure beat the typical teenage jobs like flipping burgers or changing diapers as a babysitter…

    [Editor’s Note: We make jokes. It’s what we do, but it does sound like a stripper for hire to us, and it’s way out of the ordinary for real estate “schmoozing”. ]

  2. i’ll apply and then tell you who they are after i laugh in their faces about the pay. strippers in bakersfield make more than $20 an hour, and alex: the reverend horton heat wants his $400 bucks!

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