Do you love wine? Do you long for weekends, or a life, spent in wine country? Are you thinking, “Gee, it would be nice to have a place I could call my own and invite all of my friends without them having to sleep on the couch with my dog. A place like a completely remodeled 32 room estate with 2 master suites, 4 guest suites, 3 offices, 10 bathrooms, 4 entries, a state-of-the-art gourmet kitchen, breakfast room, sun room, loggia, wine cellar, exercise studio, library, laundry facilities, trunk room, pool, pool house/changing rooms, two bedroom, two bath guest house, three car garage/three car carport, views, and magnificent gardens?”

Do you dream of barrels of wine like this so close you can smell them?

If so, I have found just the place for you not too far from San Francisco up in the hills of St. Helena (Napa Valley) California.

I think you would look good in this home, and I think you’d rather enjoy the Summers there. The only catch…I have carte blanche to do as many cannonballs into the pool as my ass can handle, cuz I will be mixing up some sweet margaritas for you and your guests, and happily assuming the role of weekend pool boy. Deal?

–St. Helena, Napa Wine Country Estate For Sale: 6 bedrooms, 10+ bathrooms, $16,950,000 [PocketListings.net]

*Photos in this post are not actual photos of the estate for sale or necessarily anywhere near it. They are stock photos of Napa Valley. For more details, contact me and I’ll happily get you up there for a look.