Immediate Need: A Place To Park, Wash & Dump Bus Toilets

Hey guys,
I’m looking for commercial property in or near SF to buy or lease. I have been working with a broker out of San Mateo for the past year. Still haven’t found the property. Immediate need is a place to park, wash, & dump bus toilets by June 1.
Long term want is same space with building for service. Budget is $2.5M. Problems to this point are: local city won’t permit our use, or price is way past $2.5M. We are prequlified with B of A & have a letter.
I’m looking for a space to lease before June 1. I’m writing you because I don’t know where to start.

Well, let’s see if you came to the right place. Anyone (thefrontsteps@gmail.com)?

Ahhh…The Selling Bonuses!

We’ve decided to leave the identity of this property out of this post, because it’s really the “pitch” that caught our eye:

How would you like to be rewarded with an extra $5,000!

AGENTS: Don’t miss this opportunity – sell this fantastic designer-renovated apartment and we’ll reward you with a selling bonus of $5,000!! It’s this simple: close escrow before Sept. 1, 2010, and the $5,000 bonus is yours! Close escrow before July 15, 2010 and we’ll throw in a new i-pad as well!

Here’s additional incentive to show the home: we’ll include your name in a monthly drawing for a free bottle of vintage reserve premium wine from Windsor Vineyards just for previewing the home (even at Broker’s Open) as well as for each time you show the property. The more you show it, the greater the chance of winning this premium wine and, even more, taking home an extra $5,000 selling bonus!

Very chic! This luxurious, renovated 1 Bedroom, 1.5 Bath apartment HAS IT ALL! Picturesque views to the north of SF Bay, Aquatic Park, Alcatraz, Angel Island & North Bay PLUS big City views – think Blue Angels & fireworks! This is one of San Francisco’s most prestigious full-service co-ops (doorman, resident manager, etc)! Designer-renovated open kitchen, spa-like baths & superb finishes throughout (mahogany stained oak floors, leather accent walls, integrated multi-media system, motorized shades & MUCH MORE)! Best in the building.

Picture us sitting on the lanai in Hawaii, reading a book on our new iPad, and sipping some “vintage reserve premium wine”. Anyone looking for a chic 1 bedroom?