I pulled this from a friend’s Facebook Status update, and he got it from a friend of his, so who knows where it came from originally. The fact is, it’s funnier than sh*t, so have a laugh:

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words.They renamed Wall Street ” Wal-Mart Street…”Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

If you don’t get a laugh from that, we need to talk.