Dear 134 16th Ave,
We have had our eyes on you for quite some time and are heart broken to see you must go. We must tell you, it’s not your frontside that originally grabbed our attention.
Yes, your frontside is nice and you’re very attractive upon first glance. We’re also aware that you have a great inside (although we’ve heard you underwent serious counseling to get where you are), but it’s really your backside we admire….ooh, la, la!
Or maybe it’s the fact that you have recently found a suitor that makes us that much more attracted to you. You know, the whole want what you can’t have thing. Regardless, you’re one hot property and we wish you well.
Sincerely,
Your secret admirers
–134 16th Ave, asking $2,695,000 and recently in contract. [MLS]
funny.
In contract for $2.4 million. There were two bidders, but the first bidder was a knickle and dimer.