I get a lot of questions along the lines of “where exactly is NOPA?”  Or “We were thinking of selling our home in Noe Valley, and moving to Pacific Heights…where exactly is Pacific Heights’ border?”  

That kind of stuff.  
Wonder no more, thanks to Burrito Justice: 

This cool picture assumes the main streets have all vanished and we are a city of islands. So you can either do your own map mashing to see what streets go where, or just wait til next year when the 9.0 quake that’s coming hits, and the trailing tsunami turns our hills into islands, dust off your gondola (the Italian kind), and take to the streets for your tour…err the canals.