It’s Friday…Time For A Stupid Video
Jun.05, 2009 in
Just plain fun, videos
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767 Bryant #401
$495,000 (SOLD)
$571,000, six offers, two weeks on market
1 bedroom loft
2 full bathroom
1 car parking
Live/work
Seller Representation
Contact Alex Clark for details
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Pocket Listing
1 Ecker (16 Jessie)
$755,000 (SOLD)
2 bedroom
2 bathroom
1046 sqft
Luxury Downtown Residence
Buyer & Seller Representation
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22 Loyola Terrace, Top Floor, 2-level Condo
$1,095,000
Sold $1,070,000
Two Offers
3+ bed, 2 bath
2 parking
2 View Decks
HOA: $193/mo.
A+ Location
Seller Representation
Contact Alex Clark for details
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2191 32nd Ave, $785,000
SOLD for $871,500 (5 offers)
Parkside Single Family
2+ bed, 2 bath, 2 pk
Ocean Views
Center Patio
Hardwood, 2 Fireplaces
Excellent Condition!
Contact Alex Clark for details
Seller Representation
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2186 33rd Avenue
SOLD
List: $795,000, SOLD for: $810,000
3 bed, 2 bath Center Patio Home
Contact Alex Clark for details
Seller Representation
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Pocket Listing in SOMA/South Beach
200 Townsend #47
Sold $499,000
1br, 2 bath loft 1 parking Hardwood, Fireplace, Granite, Stainless A+ Location Next to AT&T Park Contact: alexclark@gmail.com
Seller Representation
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333 Grant Ave #501 $629,000- Sold for $649,000
Seller Representation
1 bed, 1 bath, 1pk (leased), asking $629,000
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1450 Greenwich #202
Russian Hill
1 bed, 1 bath
Asking $699,000
Sold $630,000
Buyer Representation
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707 Cole Street
Cole Valley
3 bed, 2 bath
Multiple Offers
Asking $1,395,000
Sold $1,445,000
$10,000 Credit To Buyer
Buyer Representation
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88 King St. #106 SOMA/South Beach
Seller Representation
2 bed, 2 bath, 1pk
1293 sqft
Updated kitchen and baths
Loft style w street entrance
Ask $799,000
Sold $790,000
14 Days On Market
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1011 23rd St #10 DogPatch
Live/Work Loft Condo
Asking $479,900, Sold $415,000
Buyer Representation
1 bd, 2 bath, 2 level
Parking (Car & Moto!)
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1141 Vallejo Russian Hill
Condominium
Asking $948,000 Sold $914,000
Buyer Representation
3 bed, 2 bath, leased parking
Two-level, remodeled, A+ Location
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45 Van Buren, Glen Park Condo $729,000 (Sold for $750,000)
Seller Representation
Top Floor 2 bed, 1 bath, 1 pk, views, decks, hot tub, remodeled kitchen, fireplace, Hardwood, W&D, feels like Single Family Home
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1119 Hopkins Ave in Palo Alto!
Buyer Representation
5 bed, 3.5 bath, 3626 sqft, Single Family Home
New Construction
Original Asking $3,475,000 (Purchased for much less)
Contact Alex Clark for details
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195 Beacon
Buyer representation:
4 bed, 3 bath, Mid Century Modern "Green" Home
Asking $1,650,000, sold for less
Contact Alex Clark for details
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2185 Bush #307
SOLD $790,000,
3bd,2ba,1pk condo
Lower Pacific Heights
Top Floor, High Ceilings, Living/Dining Combo, Fireplace, bright, patio & balcony, views, Earthquake Insurance, A+location
Represented Seller
Email Alex Clark for details.
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199 New Montgomery #1105(Sold $575,000)
1 bed +den, 1 bath, 1pk,$639,000$599,000
SOMA Condo
Represented Seller
Email Alex Clark for details
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62 Buena Vista Terrace
Buyer Representation
2 bed, 1 bath Top Floor Condo
$885,000
Contact Alex Clark for details
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2186 33rd Avenue
Buyer Representation
3 bed, 2 bath Center Patio Home
$815,000
Contact Alex Clark for details
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442 41st Ave (SOLD $1M)
$1,049,000
3 bed, 1 bath up
1 bed, 1 bath down (unwarranted)
2 Pk, Outer Richmond Single Family
Represented Seller
Email Alex Clark for details
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613 Peralta (SOLD Cash $520,000)
2bd, 1 ba, 1pk, $539,000
Bernal Heights Condo
Represented Seller
Email Alex Clark for details
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241 7th Ave (SOLD-$950,000 cash)
PRICE REDUCED$1,129,550$999,000!
2bd, 1.5 bath, 2pk, Inner Richmond Single Family
Represented Seller
Email Alex Clark for Details
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188 Minna #38B (SOLD CASH)
$2,395,000
2bd, 2ba, 1pk, Luxury residence on top of St. Regis Hotel
Represented Seller
Contact Alex Clark for details
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4150 17th Street, $785,000
3 bed, 2.5 bath, view condo
Represented Buyer
Contact Alex Clark for details
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64 Rosemont Place, $940,000
2+bed, 1 bath, 1 pk, condo in Mission Dolores
Represented Buyer
Contact Alex Clark for details
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2185 Bush #311, $795,000
2 bed, 2 bath, 1 pk condo
Lower Pacific Heights
Represented Seller
Contact Alex Clark for details
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June 5th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Oh lordy do I hate that song.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:22 am
More reasons to see why this so called real estate blog has degenerated into a 13 year old boys version of an online game, complete with lots of “dirty” words often snickered about behind our backs, and of course images of female realatrixes with ah..shall we say…attributes more akin to a beauty pageant at the Frenso County Fair.
it used to be a pretty decent site.
June 5th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
@noearch Lighten up!
June 6th, 2009 at 1:49 am
This video is hilarious. SimonSays – LightenUp!
June 6th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I agree totally with Eddy. Real Estate is tough enough in the good times. A little comic relief is welcomed and you can always trus Alex to come up with some good stuff.
June 8th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
genius! thanks, alex.