The Fun Continues: “It Need Renovated”
Mar.12, 2009 in
Realspeak
REO. Price Reduce from $399,900 Contractor special. It need renovated. Nice and Quite, one bedroom one bath on the ground floor,installed security system [as opposed to....?]. SOLD AS IS condition. Pre-qaulify loan letter from Wells Fargo Bank. HOA including the earthquake insurance.
Sometimes it’s just fun to poke fun isn’t it?
There is a story here though. Last sale January 2006 for $410,000, in contract today around $299,900.
-1348 Scott #B [MLS]
March 12th, 2009 at 7:39 am
is “the earthquake” insurance like “the google”, “the twitter”? hahaha!
March 12th, 2009 at 9:12 am
is the kitchen RED or WHITE?
gosh .. how hard is it to take reasonably ok pictures?
a numerical WIDE ANGLE camera runs in the few hundred $ … stop using your cell phone camera to make listing photos!
some people should netflix American Beauty:
Buy a broom, buy a camera… and repeat after Carolyn: I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today.
March 12th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Dear real estate agents and companies everywhere: hire an editor. I work for pretty cheap.
March 12th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
It’s “Nice and Quite,” (don’t forget the comma).
But it’s priced so low who cares if it’s written in chinglish.
March 12th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Thanks for a hearty laugh FrontSteps… always a good time going on here!