It’s for sale ($2,950,000 from an original $3,295,000), or rent ($15,000 per month). It has 3 bedrooms, 5 baths, a wood-burning fireplace…and is that a hockey rink?

It’s not a hockey rink (duh!), but it sure as hell looks like that guy is getting ready for a mean slap shot (or painting with a long roller! Come on, you think we’re that dense?)

–1417 15th Street, $2,950,000 [sfnewsletter.com listing detail page]