How about the Barack Obama Contingency?
Might have to try this at the car dealer. “I’ll buy that Audi S4 today, drive the hell out of it for now, but if McCain wins I’m bringing it back empty, keyed, and covered in pigeon shit.”
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I have to admit, you really made me laugh on this post. Refreshing the way you switch things up from time to time. I’d flatten the tires though too, and pour coffee on the leather seats.
well if O wins I will fly my american flag.